Cassandra.

steamedcrab: so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:51:05 -0400

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

iguanamouth: iguanamouth: people selectively breeding pigeons is the funniest thing in the world...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:49:55 -0400

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

people selectively breeding pigeons is the funniest thing in the world and the results are even better

llook at this

wheres your hfufcking HEAD

i cant breathe how does this thing wal k or do aynthing at all

awesomesimmer: After our trip to France, I’ve been feeling sick...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:49:16 -0400

awesomesimmer:

After our trip to France, I’ve been feeling sick a lot lately. I hope its jet lag or something…..

awesomesimmer: Amber, I wish you’d tell me why you’re ignoring...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:49:05 -0400

awesomesimmer:

Amber, I wish you’d tell me why you’re ignoring your father and I?

Well you’d be mad if your parents left you while they went to France too.

Amber you know we couldn’t bring you with us. You had school.

Whatever mom! Its a snow day and I want to enjoy it.

simsgonewrong: Everyone is freaking out about the fire except...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:04:44 -0400

simsgonewrong:

Everyone is freaking out about the fire except little Damon.

simsgonewrong: So my sim made this face..and then her butt went...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:27:46 -0400

simsgonewrong:

So my sim made this face..and then her butt went up in flames.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:27:11 -0400

permanentlyhiddlestoned: phoenix: sakibatch: one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:26:01 -0400

permanentlyhiddlestoned:

phoenix:

sakibatch:

one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”

And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.

I just spit water all over my desk.

takemybreathandkissmylips: whos-super-locked: skinnycalibabe: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:25:34 -0400

takemybreathandkissmylips:

whos-super-locked:

skinnycalibabe:

honeyyboo-bee:

oocupcakewhoreoo:

fuck-kira:

lunchtrae:

… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page

thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….

wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?

i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what

WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!

You know you never log out when….

….uhh

you can log out?

The fact that none of us have even logged out HAS TO MEAN SOMETHING

puppetparade: are you sure?

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:24:42 -0400

puppetparade:

are you sure?

theguyunderyou: imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:24:34 -0400

theguyunderyou:

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

One Infection

flomation: I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:23:15 -0400

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:22:04 -0400

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

The future

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:43:32 -0400

The future

candlebud: cuntused: candlebud: people that wish dragons were real are you...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:38:54 -0400

candlebud:

cuntused:

candlebud:

people that wish dragons were real

are you sure

ARE

YOU

POSITIVE

The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow.

sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons

narutoe: i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:37:48 -0400

narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

roughrimjob: when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:32:43 -0400

roughrimjob:

when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind

pizzaforpresident: why are people even questioning obesity in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:31:58 -0400

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

sloth-grunge: do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:31:49 -0400

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

priest-of-rage: bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:30:45 -0400

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution